The other day I grabbed little H and off we went to the drug store. See, she threw her toothbrush down behind her dresser which we also use as a change table. The thing is huge, so it’s a pain to move it. I’m sure there is a little toothbrush graveyard back there because we’ve lost more than one to ‘the crack’.
We manage to purchase a new toothbrush and a few other items (don’t really remember what now, could have been some chocolate in there) and I am juggling a 20 lb, squirmy 15 month old, my purse and our bag of stuff as we make our way across the parking lot. It’s sunny out. Like, REALLY sunny out so I swing my spare pinky finger into my purse in hopes of snagging my sunglasses. Success! I slap those babies on my face and away we go towards the car.
I notice something isn’t right with my sunglasses…everything looks kinda like I was wearing a pair of 3D glasses…the depth perception was off. Have to buy a new pair I guess.
We cross the massive parking lot and just as I think my arms are going to break off we make it. I load the stuff in, strap little H into her carseat and jump into the driver’s seat.
Start the car, buckle up, mirror check. Hugh? Mirror Check. What the??!!
Yeah, that doesn’t look crazy at all. Bet nobody was looking at me thinking ‘that poor baby.’
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Hilarious! I can’t believe that you were walking around like that!
They look okay to me!!
i’m sure nobody noticed
OMG, this is so funny! i can’t stop laughing!!!
Yeah, that is pretty stinkin’ funny!
LMAO! Oh my! That sounds like something that would have happened to me. Poor Mommy!
I’d go with ‘piratical’, not psycho
A good sign, no doubt, that you’re a normal frazzled mom.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
How funny!!!!Trust me, you are going to have a lot more of those moments, it makes life more interesting.
ROFL
I’m not sure which is nuttier…the actual event that happened or the fact that you ADMITTED IT TO THE WORLD AND PROVIDED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!
You crack me up!
Yarrgh, matey!
All you need is a parrot on your shoulder and a pirate ship!
That is just spectacular!
LOL
Mekhismom – yeah, you and me both
Meno- sweet!
Marjieluv – oh, but I’m sure they did
Kelly – Glad I can amuse you
Jennifer – you too…
Petula – glad I’m not alone in my insanity!
keely – yeah, Pirate stuff is cool isn’t it?
Charles – funny thing was I didn’t feel particularly frazzled that day.
Toni – you’re welcome!
Nellie – I’m sure I will and I’m looking forward to the great blog fodder
Kim – glad I can amuse you too
Gumby – ohhh a parrot sounds fun!
Stacy – tee hee!
*snort* I’m laughing WITH you, not at you, I swear! LOLOLOL
That is just too funny!
Good one! thanks for making my day!lol
haha! I guess the world was only looking half rose colored that day.
That is totally something I would do. LMAO! Mega-love from me.
Love it…takes me back to the days when I had child in tow and was so tired that I couldn’t think straight.
Too cute! Thanks for sharing and not being afraid to be yourself!
Kasandria
LOL! Love it. Thanks for sharing the old post. I am sure no one noticed. If they did they were probably thinking about how that poor mom needs a break.