OK. First things first. I love my husband. He’s an amazing man and father and he’s wonderful to us all. I am so blessed to have a man that loads and unloads the dishwasher. This post is in no way a ‘slam’ on my guy. OK?
Now, look at this picture. This is an EXACT representation of the differences between my husband and I. It’s a creepy voyeristic look inside our marriage. It explains pretty much everything. I am an organizer. I like things to be ‘just so.’ And he does stuff like this that makes me go a little ‘twitchy’ pretty much every day.
#1 – Everyone knows that when you nest bowls you need to do so with the large ones on the bottom and the smaller ones inside. It provides stability so the stack doesn’t topple over.
#2 – The little plates love each other…why keep them apart?
#3 – Just like the little plates, the bowls are in love too. Forcing them to spend time apart might make their hearts grow fonder for each other if, you know, they actually had hearts.
#4 – When you make a sandwich you put it on a plate. You do not make a plate sandwich with bowls as the meat. It’s just weird.
#5 – I am not mentioning the grocery bags that are resting on the floor of our broom closet instead of being neatly tucked inside the bag holder thingy in the same closet. Right there. Above where you dropped them all. Oooops, I totally mentioned it.
#6 – I realize this entire post makes me seem insane. I figured, that’s what you come here for.