I often lie in bed at night, waiting to fall asleep with my husband snoring in my ear and think about things that didn’t get done during the day.  ‘I wanted to clear the clutter from the dining room, I wanted to cook that dish just a 1/2 hour longer, I wanted to write that blog post and have a [...]

This is the scene I walked into the other day…color me scarred for life.

It started with my daughter walking up to me and spitting a mouthful of milk on my face.  It dripped down my neck, down my shirt. I resisted the urge to rage at her.  I hadn’t even had a cup of coffee yet.  I wanted to yell. ‘WHAT THE FUCK HANNAH!’ Instead I said, “go get me a towel right [...]

OK.  First things first.  I love my husband.  He’s an amazing man and father and he’s wonderful to us all.  I am so blessed to have a man that loads and unloads the dishwasher.  This post is in no way a ‘slam’ on my guy.  OK? Now, look at this picture.  This is an EXACT representation of the differences between [...]

  I saw this quote and cracked up….it’s my life in a nutshell

My baby boy really really loves these little Tonka Chuck toy cars and so we just had to put one on his birthday cake.  I kept it pretty simple and clean looking.  I wasn’t pleased with my fondant this time and I think it might have been because the marshmallows were a little stale.  It was a bit tough and [...]

You’re one.  One whole year old. You love splashing in the tub and going to the swimming pool.  When someone says ‘hello’ or ‘you’re such a cutie!‘ you put your head on my shoulder and give them a coy smile. You have lots of fun pushing the buttons on the tv to turn it on and off even though everyone [...]

You know, those people in your life who often leave you shaking your head in wonder of how they cross the road without being squashed by a tricycle.  Everyone has one or two dumbasses kicking around.  I’d utter the cliched ‘you know who you are’ but….they likely don’t.  Anyway – Yay for Dumbasses!